Sarah Marie: Yes, I'd like to have kids.
G: Good, well, you have until your 40's I think, so don't worry about it.

Dear Dr. A,
I was going to write that ten page paper that is due today, but I did a really intense Jillian Michaels workout DVD earlier this week, and my thighs are so sore I cannot rest my laptop on them without discomfort. Do you think I could have an extension on the paper?
Sincerely,
Sarah Marie
Dear Dr. A,
I was looking forward to writing that paper today. Unfortunately, I woke up feeling a bit under the weather, and my doctor prescribed rest. No, really; she definitely told me to lie on the couch watching episodes of The Good Wife all day, and eating granola when I feel weak.
Sincerely,
Sarah Marie
Dear Dr. A,
I was so thrilled to get to finish my paper today, especially in light of the beautiful weather that we're actually having for a change, which particularly makes me want to spend time indoors doing homework. However, my religion requires that when the weather gets above 40 degrees for the first time each year, I have to go outside for a jog, or perhaps a nice long walk with my husband. I have to take my camera with me to document the beginnings of spring. I would be happy to send you a picture of bulbs pushing up through the dirt, or tree branches laden with buds filled with promise, in lieu of my paper. Would that be acceptable?
Sincerely,
Sarah Marie