SarahMarie, Lisa, and Holly: Oh, we feel so bad for the Rockies... we feel sorry for them! Look how young their pitcher is. He looks scared and disappointed. Poor Rockies. They are being trounced. They look so sad... etc...
FavoriteBoy: Ladies, please, get control of yourselves. This is not Lifetime television. This is baseball.
Kate: Oh look at that poor pitcher from the Rockies! He's so young; he's probably my age, and he looks so worried and upset and just wants to do well for his team. Poor guy! Don't you feel bad for him?
ReplyDeleteNate: No.
Kate: Oh, the Red Sox are doing so well, and that's so exciting, but I feel so bad for the poor Rockies who are being humiliated. Don't you feel sorry for them?
Nate: No.
It's uncanny!