Sarah: Hey, can I get a taser?
Nathan: Nope.
Sarah: But it might be useful if someone tried to nab me on the street.
Nathan: Nope. But you can get a gun.
Sarah: Wait, what?!
Nathan: Tasers have a range of approximately, you know, zero. Guns on the other hand are sweet. You should get a gun.
Sarah: I don't seriously want a weapon. I was just messing around.
*pause*
Nathan: But it would be so cool if my wife had a gun.
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